Hello and welcome to a very special holiday edition of Queerly Recommended the podcast that is all about recommending queer books, movies, TV shows, video games and more. I’m Tara. I review queer women’s fiction at Smart Bitches Trashy Books, The Lesbian Review and Lambda Literary.
HO HO HO. I’m Kris Bryant. I’m a contemporary romance writer for Bold Strokes Books. And I have about 20 or so books slash novellas under my belt.
Don’t you have one that is coming out very soon, and it is available for pre order?
I do. It’s called Always. It comes out January 1st at the Bold Strokes Books website. And then I think January 12th at Amazon and all other outlets for books. So… it’s a romance.
So if you like Kris, if you feel inclined, go check that out.
Please check it out. I think- I promise. I promise tears. I promise you will cry. I’ve already received hate mail, hate-love mail on it from some proofers. And kind of like it makes me like, rub my hands and smile like I did my job.
Twirl your little evil mustache.
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She can’t. She can’t be I tried to bribe her before. It doesn’t work doesn’t work. No.
So as I mentioned in the intro, this is a special all Christmas recommendation edition of the show but we also know that the holidays can be really tough for queer people sometimes. Maybe you’re estranged from your family. Maybe you’re not estranged, but your family are not accepting and are pretty terrible. And, you know, maybe the holidays are just tough. So what Kris and I wanted to say and extend out there is if the holidays are tough for you, and you need some love or affirmation. We are absolutely here to be your queer aunties. Can we hug you like the free hugs at Pride? No, obviously not. We’re each in our own places. But we are absolutely here for you. You can email us at email@example.com. You can tweet us ,you can DM us on Facebook or Instagram. We will absolutely respond to let you know that you are loved. You are not alone during the holidays. And we think you’re doing amazing.
Right Yes, Christmas is the time of year to show people they’re loved and appreciated. And we are full of it. And we love love. And we love to share and we love people and we love queerness and all things. Yeah.
And we love all of you.
Yes, for sure. Yes. So today we don’t have any listener questions, but we’ve asked folks about their favorite holiday films and/or books and we did get some suggestions.
So we thought we’d share them back with all of you in case you’re looking for even more things to watch your read beyond what we have to share.
Right? So my pal Tegan Shepard says: new fav Christmas movie is Single All the Way. —whispers- I’ll talk about later. So much happy, no homophobia. It’s like a Christmas miracle. -whispers- I’ll talk about it later
Good. I’m looking forward. And again, Cathy, you know what? I love how much she engages with our show, I think Cathy is our super fan and I love her for it. So Cathy responded with a Muppet Christmas Carol, the original, not the version that cuts the song When Love is Gone. Yes, it’s sad. It’s supposed to be a sad part of his life. And without that song the final reprise makes no sense. I haven’t seen this movie in years. I know. And perhaps we should have shown my kids, but my kids have like a three second attention span and they’re not interested.
They will be interested. I love this movie. This is one of my favorites. When it’s on I stop and I watch it. Like there are a handful of Christmassy type movies. And this one- and I love singing with this. I mean, it’s so good. It’s that little what is a little bunny? Like he shows up throughout because he needs- he needs like some he needs food. He needs money. He needs help. And so this little you know, it shows up and and they just slammed the door on his face all the time. And it’s so sad. But it’s such a good- it’s such a good rendition of Christmas Carol. I love it. Absolutely love it. And I’m singing in my head.
Is this your favorite Christmas movie?
Of all time? No, but it’s top five. For sure. It’s one of those I will watch it, like if it’s on I’m like, “Oooh, yeah, I’m watching it”.
What is your favorite?
I just did. I love Love Actually.
I hate that movie.
It’s one of my I know you do, you hate that movie for so many things? I love it because I’m a big huge Liam Neeson fan.
Yes. His section is very cute.
Right. And I’m a big Laura Linney fan too. So I mean, there’s some some of them- some of the storylines are just stupid. But you know, as time progresses, things become stupider because we become smarter. You know what I mean? And so we look back at movies, and like, “Oh, that’s totally inappropriate. This is bad”.
-coughs. You’ve Got Mail.
Exactly. You’ve Got Mail, we loved it, y`ou know, 20 years ago, it was the shit. And now it’s like-`
Now we think he’s a piece of shit.
But at the time, it was like, such a romantic gesture, you know, like, this is, you know, and and that’s it. You know, it’s unfortunate, but we have to, kind of, we don’t have to, we don’t have to do anything. We don’t have to accept it for the time period it was in but at the same time, we do, I think, to say-
If you want yeah. If you want to preserve a relationship with it, I mean, that’s like…
Right. That’s like friends.
It’s like most media past a certain point. I mean, I have tremendous love in my heart for a deeply problematic movie because my grandparents, my grandmother showed it to me when I was a child, and it was my favorite movie when I was six. And it was Seven Brides for Seven Brothers where they’re literally kidnapping women to turn them into their brides. Holy shit. That movies is a problem.
This is so great. What do we think about it? Like how often does that happen? There’s like, there was a huge thing on, oh was at General Hospital? It was like a soap opera. Where like the person falls in love with the with the captor…
Was that- is that Luke and Laura? Is that their story?
I was too young.
Yeah, I think maybe
I mean to be fair-
I was too young, too.
I was too young for Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.
Yeah, I was gonna say that was before my time.
Here’s- Well, here’s the weird thing. So because I very much child of the 80s, right like born 1979. And there was no like, awesome Wonder Woman movie at that point for me to watch. There is no Captain Marvel. No Black Widow. No, like, my parents were not Star Wars nerds. So the most badass woman that I got to see in film and TV at that point was Millie from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers because she’s this little teeny tiny peanut of a woman, like me, who is wrangling these gigantic men and getting them to do what she says. What a tangent we’ve been on.
So Alyssa Linn Palmer said that as a kid I loved the Christmas Toy. I actually still like it now. I can’t really think of any specific adult Christmas movie and I don’t like the Hallmark ones.
-whispers I’ll talk about that too.
We’re going to talk about that too. Do you want to talk about other two things that came through?
Um yes. So Sage says I really love Bryce Oakley’s new one, Making Spirits Bright and the next in the series comes out soon.
That’s a real cute title. And kind of makes me want to check it out. I’ve read a couple of Bryce Oakley’s books and really liked them so I might need to go find it.
I know and you know what’s so nice is that when you go and you look at Amazon’s listing of like, top 100 Lesfix books, like 80% of them are holiday books. There’s so many out there now. And I think that’s great. I,
I..yes, a) love that there are so many. But b) also, I suspect that I am not alone in fully embracing the Christmas cheese this year, like, as much as everybody was like like “2020 is gonna be our year,” or “2021’s gonna be a year 2020 was hard, blah, blah, blah”. 2021 was just more of the fuckery that we had in 2020. And I think we’re all just ready to read about sweet, lovely Christmas love no fuckery-
Yeah, cookies and kissing and all things wonderful.
I agree. I agree.
So yeah. And then the last one.
Oh, hey, I’ll take this one.
Coffee Achiever. I love The Holiday, which is a great movie. I loved it, too. And I need a women loving women version. Kris Bryant, anyone?
Are you gonna write it? Are you gonna do it?
I dunno. I can think about it.
Maybe? I don’t know, we’ll see. Because I do like to write holiday, holiday movies. You know, I really want to write that. But I really love to write holiday stories. I think you should. Well, it’s hard because you know, my publishing company releases X amount of books X amount of time. And so I have certain slots in the year that I drop a book. And so none of them are around Christmas time. So…
Well you did last year?
I can’t it was it last year, the year before? I don’t know.
What is time?
What time is- you’re right.
2021 and 2020 are just one year smashed together in my brain.
I know it’s so hard. I’m like, “When did you write that?” So I wrote Tinsel- Was it? I think Tinsel was 2019, a little novella The Christmas. Oh, I just did a trailer for it too.
Why don’t you tell people about it? Because I think it’s incredibly cute. And I highly endorse it. And I think you should tell people about it.
I love the beginning of that. It’s so funny. I love and I can say that because it’s mine. So basically, there is- this is the bad thing. I hardly remember character names. But
okay, let’s okay- We’re reading the blurb from Kris’s book Tinsel cuz she can’t remember.
Ah, here it is. Breaking up is hard to do. But three weeks before Christmas, it’s even more painful. Jessica Raman isn’t in love with her ex girlfriend anymore. She just hates to emotionally limp through the holidays. When a cute grey kitten shows up at a doorstep, Jessica panics, she doesn’t have time for a pet. Finding sexy veterinarian Dr. Taylor Mitchell intriguing isn’t part of the plan either. But both managed to turn her world upside down. So it’s basically about Jessica who kind of sort of playing with this little kitten that’s outside the window of the coffee shop where her girlfriend’s breaking up with her. And surprise, she goes home, she walks home it’s like three blocks away or whatever. And she walks home and the kittens there. So it’s kind of like a magical kitten.
It’s a magical kitten. The only thing that disappointed me in this book is that you gave it the best fucking name.
And then changed its name. And I was like, “No, but it’s PERFECT”
I know is this is a timeless name that I love so much because if you’re into dystopian books, young adult dystopian books, you will completely appreciate this name. The vet asks Jessica like what’s the name of the cat and so she like freeze it she doesn’t really have a name for it picked out because she’s not going to keep the cat. I mean it’s one of those which is just checking to see if it’s okay if it has a chip. And so she just like blurts out cat Miss evergreen. What could be better? There is no other better name for a cat.
Except they renamed the cat later.
Yeah, they do. Which is? I don’t know.
Ah, that was mostly just me being a smartass. Please don’t confront authors. If you read something and use it like I’m doing this because we’re friends. Yes. I do not have actual beef about it. Please be kind to authors, even if you don’t agree with every choice that they make in a book.
Yes, but if you’re friends with me, it’s okay. I can take it but I just- yeah, that is yeah, the cat name. The cat name made that book let’s let’s be real.
Oh it cracked me up. It really- Yeah. So, again, Christmas is only a few days away. And we figure we know a lot of you are hopefully, if you’re not off work already for the holidays, hopefully you are wrapping up and about to be off work for the holidays, you probably are looking for some movies, you’re probably looking for some books. So instead of letting you know about whatever else we’ve been reading, or watching or games that I’ve been playing, but like for real come back in January because I got some stuff for you. So instead of that, we decided that we were each going to bring three recommendations. And even though Kris has kind of cheated.
We have recommendations. So it is nothing but recommendations, which are, frankly, stuff that we’ve been reading and watching lately.
So Chris, what are you recommending to all these fine folks?
So first recommendation I have is Single All the Way, which has had a lot of press in the social media realm. A lot of people talked about it.
It has the cutest trailer, I fully intended to watch it before this and then I got a four day migraine. So I have not watched it yet, but I am absolutely watching it within the next week or so. Because it looks adorable.
Yes, it is. It’s adorable. So you actually- you’re the one that sent me the link to this. Yep. It was you sent me the link. But and I was disappointed because it wasn’t actually available until 12/2 and you had sent it to me like a couple weeks prior to that. So and of course, you know, time had passed and I’d forgotten and then I saw it blow up on Twitter. So I’m like, “Oh my God, that’s right, the book or the movie’s out”. So here’s the blurb: desperate to avoid his family’s judgement about his perpetual single status Peter convinces his best friend Nick to join him for the holidays, and pretend that they are now in a relationship. So kind of a fauxmance. But I will say this, like it doesn’t go on like that. Like, that’s Peters plan. He’s gonna bring Nick home and pretend that they’re boyfriends because he’s tired of his mother always, you know, trying to get involved in this love life. But it doesn’t last for very long. Like it only lasts for a split second. Because-
Oh, and they just get together right away? Or is it one of those “everyone knows they should be together except them”?”
Fuck I love those.
Yes, it’s really, really good. But the mom, you know, she tells Peter, “Hey, I met this guy at our gym. And I think you’ll really like him”. And so she shows a picture. And he’s like, “Yeah, he’s really cute”. And he- or no, it’s vice versa. Oh, that’s what it is. So she shows the guy at the gym a picture of her son, Peter, but she doesn’t get a picture of him to show Peter. So Peter has no idea what this person looks like so and Nick is like, “Yeah, no, like, go ahead, go do this”, you know, because it’s cats out of the bag. They’re not really together. And every single person tells Nick, “Hey, you guys should be together”. The dads like, “I always thought you guys would get together”. And the nieces are like, “We’re going to ship you”. So they’re gonna try to get them together. And so the whole thing is super cute, like, and the first five minutes, I wasn’t sure that I was gonna like it because Peter was too dramatic for me. It was just he was a little over the top, you know, but once he got home, I think the home stead is in New Hampshire, like the middle of nowhere New Hampshire. And his mother greets them and she only wants to be called Christmas Carol during the holidays. Her name is Carol but she wants to be called Christmas Carol. Right? I know. So it’s uh, the only thing I didn’t like about this movie. I mean, it was great. The relationships, everything was really good and the development of how they get together. Or do they? Do I want to ruin it? But anyway, I mean, it’s a holiday movie.
They had better get together.
Why would I recommend something that where they didn’t end up together. The only thing I didn’t like, and I didn’t see anybody really talking about this, and I want to talk about this because a big part of the movie. Aunt Sandy, played by Jennifer Coolidge, you know from Snap, Snap. She was kind of obnoxious, and she’s a little- she was over the top and they meant her to be over the top. But she was drunk a lot. And she was just really obnoxious and she was kind of a bully during the Christmas play. She tried to like just boss people and do bad things.
So she was Stiffler’s mom all over again, but older.
I think even worse. Yeah. So it was just she was annoying and at the very end. I mean it was just so, she was so desperate and everything. They made her desperate for attention, desperate for love, desperate for you know, acceptance. It just- it didn’t sit well with me. That was the only thing I didn’t like about it. So.
Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I’m super excited to watch this one. I need to figure out because there’s a part of me that’s like “I should wait until after I’m done work”. And then I was like, “Or I should do it on a weeknight while I’m still working before my parents get here, because they won’t want to watch it. Because they’re Baptists”. Which is fine. There are other Christmas movies we can watch with my parents. But I definitely want to watch this one because it’s just I don’t know, it looks so cute.
It was. It was super cute. It really was. It’s not the top recommendation. But it’s maybe the second one. S econd to the top. Second. Second place.
So what’s your next recommendation?
So my next recommendation, it’s a half recommendation. And it’s called Christmas at the Ranch. So last episode, I talked about one Christmas movie that had- it was the Hallmark, the one with the the lesbian lead, one of the sisters.
Every Time a Bell Rings.
Every Time a Bell Rings. And so I was on this “Okay, so I’m going to do this male male, and I’m going to try female female and see what comes up”. So I went to Twitter, I turned to Twitter and a lot of people were talking about Christmas at the Ranch. So I’m like, I’ll go ahead and watch it. It was on Telo. So here’s the blurb: when Haley Hollis returns to her family ranch to try and save it from closure. She wasn’t banking on spending so much time with ranchhand Kate or falling for her. So why you like it? Hot cow girl? Yes. Yeah.
Who doesn’t like that?
Right. dating app? Yes. That was- That, to me was the best part of the whole movie. The whole dating apps scene? Yeah, I know. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Is the bionic woman from the 70s her grandmother. Yes.
Yes. Linda Wagner is. Yeah, yes. Speaking of Bionic Woman, yes. She turns out to be the grandma. And do they save the ranch?
That I mean? I sure hope so. It’s a Christmas movie.
You’ve got to watch it to find out. Oh, yes. So, you know, and, and, you know, there are new, there are a few new lesbian Christmas movies. And we’ve come talked about it. It’s hard to, to watch every single one. And where am I going with this? It’s just hard to try to find -to start a movie to watch it and then realize it’s really not that good. They’re just they’re not enough hours in the day because I’m writing and I’m working full time , doing the podcast. And it’s just really hard. But anyway, so that’s one half of recommendation. So I feel like if you have time to kill and you’re into hot cow girls, because who isn’t? Then you should watch this movie. Sorry. My second half-
This is why I say cheating. You just wanted to do four recommendations when we talked about three.
So everybody knows in the past, I’ve talked about this, Zoe’s Extraordinary Playlist, it has been- I think I made it a recommendation, like at the very beginning of our podcast, and it’s super cute. It’s a great series where Zoe, she ends up hearing, being able to hear people’s heart songs. So she hears heartache, she hears when they’re happy, and they break out into song of dance, but only in her mind. So anyway, it’s a long story, but it got canceled. The show got cancelled SON OF A BITCH after two seasons.
So rude and they had great queer rep. So one of the characters is her best friend Mo, and Mo’s gender fluid and has a very strong presence in it, you know, and it brings about a lot of diversity and a lot of queerness to the show. Even though Mo isn’t a primary character, Mo is a very strong secondary character. And so they came out with a movie. So it’s called Zoe’s Extraordinary Christmas. And I was like, “Jell yeah, I’m gonna watch this because I need to know what happens”. You know, because it just kind of ended. You don’t know really what happened. So that was my other half recommendation. So it’s not like-
Does it give you that resolution you were looking for?
Yeah, it does.
It kind of does. It does- so so I feel good about it. So I’m okay with that. But here’s my favorite recommendation. And it’s a great movie and get this it’s not even Hallmark. I always talk about I’m such a Hallmark person. This is a Lifetime movie.
WAIT but you said you’re always pro-Hallmark and never Lifetime.
I know. Well, I was a little nervous to watch this movie because I’m like, “Great. So like, this person is gonna go back to town and there’s gonna be a murder. There’s gonna be an assult or gets kidnapped because that’s every Lifetime movie ever, ever.
But no, this movie is called the Christmas Setup.
Okay. And what’s it about?
Okay, it follows the story of New York lawyer Hugo, who heads to Milwaukee with his best friend Madeline. to spend the holidays with his brother and his mom who was Fran Dresher. Dresser, Dressure? Drescher?
Yes, yeah Drescher.
The Nanny. Drescher. Who is also in charge of local Christmas celebration. Ever the matchmaker Kate arranges for Hugo to run into Patrick, Hugo’s high school friend and secret crush, who has recently returned after a successful stint in Silicon Valley. As they enjoy the local holiday fest- Jesus Christ.
You got this? You got it? You can do this.
I got this. Okay, this is like a super long blurb. I thought it was gonna be like three sentences- like Jesus this is like the whole entire movie. I’m reading the script. As they enjoy local holiday festivities…Jesus.
You either have to figure out the word or do it in your own words.
I know I’m just- they put words together that just don’t work from my mouth. Anyway. So she tries to get them together – it’s super rude – tries to get them together. And then he gets offered like this great- He has this great partnership opportunity for a law firm, but they need him to start it up in London. So does he stay in Wisconsin? Or does he go to London?
Why can’t he take the other guy to London with him? Then they can have an exciting fancy life in London?
Well, maybe they do that.
So why did you love this one?
You know, I just, it was really- it felt more organic, you know? The acting was, it wasn’t over the top, it was smooth. And it wasn’t so far fetched. You know how some of the holiday movies are just so cheesy. You’re just like- you go with it because it’s a holiday movie.
You know, and you’re like, “I want to feel all the feels and it’s okay to embrace the cheese”. And so this one, it really wasn’t that bad. And it’s actually kind of cute because it talks about the history. And it just, it was just adorable. And I really enjoyed it. And it’s it’s definitely the first number one recommendation for me this season of your local queer movies that are available on all the platforms. And I will say this, as a side note, Hugo, to me looks like Jackson Spangler will look like in 15 years. There.
Who is that for the people who don’t know who Jackson Spangler is?
Okay. I’m surprised because Jackson has a strong presence.
I know he’s very famous, but there might be some people that don’t know.
Right. So Ray has- Spangler. Rachel Spangler has a son named Jackson. And we have all watched him grow up over the years. And he is now a teenager. And I just feel- I saw this Hugo on television, I’m like, “Oh, my gosh, that’s Jackson in 15 years”.
That’s so funny. You should tell them watch this movie.
I know. I’m going to send Ray message like, “Youu need to watch this movie right out”. So enough about me. I have chatted and stumbled over words for the last 20 minutes. And I’m sorry for that. What are your official recommendations this holiday season?
So my recommendations this week are all about books. And since you cheated, I’ve decided to throw something else in at the end. We thought we were doing three, it’s gonna be four. It will be great. So my first recommendation is something that I read- it was just a couple of weeks ago, Lily Seabrook, who I recommended one of her books earlier. I feel like a few I think it was-
Was it Faking it?
Yeah, yeah yeah, it was Faking It. So it’s only a few episodes ago. So if you haven’t read anything by Lily, this is the second thing I’ve read by her and I am officially a fan at this point. So she released an adorable novella. It’s called Silent Night. I grabbed it one night, kind of around bedtime. And I thought, “Yeah, I’ll just read like a few pages to see what it’s like and it’ll be fine.” And then I read the whole thing.
Which is a great sign because I almost never do that. And so this is a friends to lovers with a celebrity. So Brooke Carsten is- she’s going home to her tiny hometown Mountain Crossing for the holidays. It’s the first time she’s been back for, you know, longer than a weekend in probably about a decade. She’s a country popstar, kind of you know, at the top of her game, but she just- she needs a break. She really wants to go and just hang out with her family and recharge. Just like have that time at home, right? Have that comfort of being with family. And when she’s there, she runs into her childhood best friend Nicole, and it’s like no time has passed, like they just click that friendship all over again. Except now like there’s a bunch of chemistry there and everyone in the town is conspiring to get them together. Especially their mothers.
Of course, the big problem is well Nicole’s life is there in Mountain Crossing. She has a business. Brooke has a career in Charlotte, which is in one of the Carolinas and I can never remember which one. I’m Canadian. I’m doing my best. And, you know, what are they going to do? So, there were a few things that I really loved about this book. The small town thing worked really well for me. I mean, are there- I don’t know. Are there holiday books or movies that don’t take place in small towns?
No. Well, okay. The only ones that there are are are in New York City. There are a lot of like, Christmas holiday films in New York.
Yeah. Only happen. That’s right. Christmas only happens in New York City or small towns, nowhere. else.
Right. Small towns, it’s usually small towns where there’s snow. So it’s gonna be like Northeast in the United States. Up in Canada. I mean, those are the two place those movies take place. Books, movies, whatever.
Those are the ones. And it’s- I don’t know, like it was just it was cute. And it worked. Because like, all the people in town are totally meddlesome. And I don’t always like when side characters meddle, but this is one where like, it really worked because they were totally supposed to be together. Like you just see them together. And it’s like, “Oh, no, you’re- like you fit. You two are peanut butter and jelly. This is just how it’s meant to be”.
And again, the friends to lovers thing works really well, for me, similar to what you were saying with Single All the Way. It’s just that whole, like, I love, love, love friends to lovers romances where the friends should be together. And everyone knows it except for them. I love it. I will show up every time for that. It works for me. And even though also it is a novella and so there’s- like with novellas, it’s just not as much space. And so I think in this case, that’s where the friends to lovers thing worked really well, because we didn’t have like, there didn’t have to be time devoted to “Oh, I met this cute girl. And now I have to get to know her. And now I-” No they know each other, there’s a deep connection and go. Like just awesome. Worked super well for me.
The next book I have to recommend is actually a male male romance. It is also a novella. And it’s called Faux Ho Ho, by Nathan Burgoine. It came out a couple years ago, probably the same time as Tinsel. And this is one that I actually resisted reading at first because I was like, “Oh, is this gonna be slightly too close to home?” And he actually assured me over Twitter when I was asking about- I bought it kind of regardless because I want to support my fellow Canadian queers. But this year, I was like, “No, it’s time to pick it up”. And it turns out, it’s actually really cute.
So the main character is Silas. He lives in Ottawa, he is working for a tech company. And he doesn’t want his big C conservative family back in Alberta to know that he has a hard time making rent. And so he has to have a roommate. They would see it as a sign that he’s not really living up to the family potential. And they would try to guide him into the right kind of career where he can support himself. They’re very much all about. Like his dad’s a former politician. His brother is a current politician. And they’re all very much about like family image. So when Silas gets a roommate, he ends up with this like super hot, super friendly personal trainer, Dino, who’s this like, gorgeous ripped, Greek bisexual dude, who is adorable.
I don’t know how anybody could read this and not love Dino because he’s just like the cutest human ever. So he basically said to Dine, “Like look, okay, the only thing you need to know about living here is that I have to Skype with my family once or twice a month, and you can never be on because they can’t know that I have a roommate.” And he’s like, “Cool. No problem”. Until the time when Silas’s parents are trying to tell him he has to come out for Thanksgiving, which he doesn’t want to come out for because of course, they’re gonna put him on display as an example of how tolerant his brother is of the home-gays. Even though his brother’s an incredible prick and not actually that supportive. And so Dino slides up behind him and wraps his arms around him and is like, “Oh, sorry, but we kind of promised my family we’d go to their place for Thanksgiving”.
And so it works. Silas’s family thinks he has a boyfriend. Everything is great. And of course they- the other thing that’s important keep in mind there is a Canadian Thanksgiving is in October, it’s like a month and a half before your Thanksgiving in the States.
Which is important because in November he receives an invitation for his sister’s weddings, which will be on Christmas day for him and Dino. Silas adores his sister. This wedding is going to be at some bougie chalet in Alberta. And so Dina was like, “Let’s just go, I’ll pretend to be your boyfriend. That’s no problem. I don’t care if your parents are shitty conservatives. Let’s, let’s just do this”. And of course, somewhere along the way, real feelings happen.
I don’t know, I just think it’s- I think this book is super, super cute. I think there’s something it does something really interesting with the structure where it jumps kind of back and forth in time. So we see sort of right at the beginning, where Silas is like, “Oh, no”, it’s December. “Oh, no, I hope I didn’t fuck this up”. And then it goes back to kind of like when they first met. And it sort of bounces between.-So they do that sort of like the December thing, but then it kind of follows two timelines. And so the one timeline is when they first meet and become roommates and friends and get to know each other. And then there’s from when Silas gets the wedding invitation onward. And so we see kind of that building a relationship and how they get to know each other, but then also the like, fake relationship aspect of it, until it all kind of collides, at some point.
So the reason I had put this off was just because I live in Alberta. I know what the conservative politics are like here. I was concerned it would feel a little too close to home. And I would say kind of like it it. It was and it wasn’t, I would say in my own personal experience, I haven’t come across that kind of clear cut homophobia here in Alberta. Not that it doesn’t exist. There’s tons of homophobes here, but I live in a city, I work at a super progressive tech company. Like it’s pretty easy if you’re in my life to kind of isolate yourself from stuff like that. But also, I’ve known people like Silas’s family here. So I would say it is kind of realistic in that way. But there is a moment near the end. That is so beautiful. And so perfect. That really kind of makes up for it. And I think this book does a really good job of saying, again, kind of going back to what we were saying at the beginning about how not everybody has good family. Silas doesn’t have good family except for his sister, his sister is amazing family. And you don’t have to continue dealing with bad family. And that’s one of the messages that I love about this book. Like you can choose who you want to be your family you can choose to keep some of your family- you can choose to keep all of it if you want, but you don’t have to keep bad family if they can’t love you for who you are. And I think that’s really kind of the magic of the book for me, seeing Silas really grow to understand that yeah, you know what a super hot, really friendly personal trainer like Dino might actually be interested in someone like him as more than just a friend like it’s just, it’s super cute. So definitely get that.
The other book I really want to recommend. I read this last year? Yep. Last year. It came out the previous year, but I read it. So everybody knows the world kind of fell apart March of 2020 as we all went into lockdown, and it was a hot pile of garbage. And I the following month thought “You know, I never did read that Christmas romance Chelsey Cameron released. I don’t care if it’s April. I’m reading it now. I need it”. And I’m so glad I did. It’s called Christmas in Maine. It is so freakin cute. And it’s like yes, I’m recommending it for Christmas. But if you don’t get around to it for Christmas, and you find you’re having a hard week some other times throughout the year just pick it up anyway.
It’s all told from the perspective of Colden Hayes. Colden describes herself as a non binary Demi girl, which means sometimes Colden in uses she/her pronouns, sometimes uses they/them pronouns, it depends on how Colden feels kind of on the day. I’m just going to use she/her as I talk about this, just to simplify it, but just know that that’s a thing that’s addressed in the book and I actually really like how that’s addressed. So Colden works and lives in Boston. She’s rented a cottage for a two week Christmas vacation all by herself in Maine. She’s so excited. She has a suitcase full of books, she’s got some groceries, she’s ready to just go have the perfect introvert quiet Christmas. But the cottage isn’t actually real. It was like an Airbnb or VRBO scam. And so she’s like, “Well, what the fuck am I gonna do now?” But she’s in Maine, she can’t just turn around and drive back to Boston. And so she-
Is she snowed in?
Well, it’s snowing. It is snowing. So she has to go somewhere and she sees this like, gorgeous little inn. So she’s like, “Okay, I’m just gonna go there and see if they can- do they have a room?” No, that’s, no that’s a Jesus joke.
And so when she gets there, of course, she’s not all alone, because it’s full of people. But even worse, the inn is owned by the family of her workplace nemesis, Laura. She cannot stand Laura. And she’s like, “Fuck, now what? Okay, no. I should go. I should just go back to Boston”. But the family says “No, you know what? Just stay”. They’re super nice. The food is really good. So she’s like, “Fine, I’ll stay”. But it’s like, can she actually be mad for long with Laura when it’s like Christmas magic time? And there’s a one bed situation?
Is there a one bed situation?
The one bed situation?
Of course there is, of course there is. It’s-
There should be, there should be a whole category of books with the one bed situation.
Well there’s a shit ton of fanfic with it. And I think that’s why it’s starting to make its way over into books. Yeah, it’s so good. Colden is so grumpy. She’s just kind of like used to being alone. And so she’s super, super guarded. Like, I don’t even know if it’s fair to call her. I don’t think she’s an ice queen. Like, I don’t think it’s like that. I think she’s just grumpy and isolated. Yeah.
There are some people who just aren’t like, happy all the time.
Yeah. And she is one of them. But it’s like, it’s just so lovely to see her start to warm up because all of Laura’s family is wonderful, and so Colden has to go on this like massive emotional journey and figure out “Oh, maybe I’m just attracted to this person that I’m mad at all the time”. And Laura is also- she’s just lovely. And one of the things that I think is so sweet is that she regularly checks in with Colden about, like so what pronouns are you feeling today? What pronouns should I be using? And I just think that’s so sweet and so affirming and so good. And it’s just- like it has everything that I love in Chelsea Cameron’s books. Just that I always love the characters. The tone is adorable. The sex is very good. The chemistry is so good. Also, Laura’s grandma has a gigantic pet pig, which I just thought was the funniest thing ever. So-
Oh, that’s great.
Read this book.
Where do you have a pet pig up in? Where’s it? Maine? Do people have pet picks up that north?
Laura’s grandma does.
That is all that I know. But yes, I love this book. I cannot recommend it enough. And because you added one, I’m gonna add one. I’m not gonna go I’m not gonna go into this one in nearly as great detail. I believe it’s also a novella. Or if it’s a novel, it’s not a particularly long novel. I haven’t read that in about a year and a half either. It’s called Mangoes and Mistletoe by Adriana Herrera, and it has two Dominican bakers who are on a competitive baking show. It’s like a competitive holiday baking show that is being filmed in Scotland. It’s very cute. It’s very hot. One of them is super grumpy. The other one is very gregarious. Yes.
I was going with the rhyme here at the Christmas rhyme. One of them is not
Yeah, you’re better at that than me. That was what I should have done. But-
I know. It was a perfect setup. I thought she’s gonna to it. She’s gonna- No, no,
No I didn’t.
It’s all right.
But you did, so worked out. So yeah, like it’s very, very cute.
And I love everything about that. I mean, baking shows, you know me and the Great British Baking Show and any sort of baking show in any sort of competition. I love it. So this sounds awesome.
Oh, yeah. It’s fabulous. So that is all for this episode. And actually, this is our last episode of 2021.Thank you.
A whole year. a whole year of Queerly Recommended podcast. We did it.
We didn’t skip.
We did extra. We did extra ones. I’m so proud of us.
We did so thank you to everyone who has joined us this year and an extra special thank you to the folks who joined us at the beginning and stuck with us all along the way.
We have so appreciated the love, the support, the encouragement, and I can’t wait to join you all next year.
So let’s hope 2022 is going to be a hell of a year for all of us.
I am not making any declarations about it. I am just going to quietly hope that it’s a little bit better, but I know that it’s going to be full of awesome great media.
Well true. And also it’s an even year.
Yeah, so was 2020.
I know but that’s that’s rock bottom. 2020 is rock bottom.
2022 is is- see I feel better. I feel better in even years.
There we go. Yep, sorry.
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Ho ho ho.
And you know what are what are they going to do? And so here’s the thing I- for fuck’s sake. Did you hear that?
I did hear that.
One moment please.
Give us 10 more minutes kids, just 10 more minutes, okay.
Oh Daddy’s home. Oh. Dad’s home. He said no more.
No YouTube kids either. Whoa. They hit hammer hard today. They’re upset. I hear tears
I know I know. I heard. I heard daddy like put the hammer down hard. No more today.
You came back with the biggest smile on your face
I know it’s terrible but also like come on. They got warned. I didn’t realize he had warned them, he had said the same thing about no Roblox. They’re lucky- Well, they would have been lucky if it was just me. Because I was gonna give them one more chance.
I heard the whole thing, I heard the whole thing go down. It was like “Hey, okay, you just need to be quiet for the next X amount of minutes. We’re almost done. Just be quiet.”
“Just don’t fuck it up”.
Yep, Daddy comes in. He’s like, “No, we’re done. No YouTube channel or YouTube Kids. No roadblocks. Nothing.
I hate Roblox and YouTube Kids.
I don’t even know what that is